[149] Maybe we should think about...
[148] I don't think it's working out.
[147] I don't think he's refering to Bjorks first band.
[146] This job actually exists, did I already say that in an alt text
[145] I have seen this job advertised
[144] Learning to appreciate ruler drawn lines again
[143] She's a boy racer. Well, a girl racer I guess.
[142] I'm hungry paypal me some food
[141] More things go over Drake's head than an airport.
[140] Sorry to bust yer bubbles
[139] AT LAST
[138] HOW MUCH LONGER EUGH
[137] !!!!
[136] I had potato skins for dinner, that's why.
[135] p
[134] Dumb farts
[133] Those are my real thumb prints, really (no not really)
[132] Killing more trees per update than any other comic
[131] Patricia's head really is quite large, and is not a mistake.
[130] I'm taking a day off from comic titles today.
[129] The last panel background is a Zebra that I scanned in.
[128] I wonder how many search results will be for "fur suit"
[127] My brother threw a dart into my hand, true story.
[126] pedant, indicating someone overly concerned with minutiae and detail and whose tone is perceived as condescending.
[125] She pre-fur-ed her old job I think
[124] Alt text can get hard to write after a year.
[123] Full name: Pancake "Death" Face
[122] She has too much class to say "I rhymed", also I just made a pun unintentionally.
[121] I had to re-read a Dr. McNinja strip to remember what a Sai was called. Exciting.
[120] Sometimes I just wonder why.
[119] Chops all round
[118] Some people don't like alt text but that's just because they're sexually inadequate
[117] Keep refreshing, as I'll be eternally trying to clean this up.
[116] I guess the Dojo ran out of Sushi.
[115] Sleight of hot dog.
[114] he just can't let go.
[113] Stationary shop is a bit of a misnomer, as most shops are stationary.
[112] Copics smell almost the same as coke
[111] Those petrol supplements weren't a good idea either.
[110] If he's trying to annoy her, he's barking up the wrong tree.
[109] Ugh, I hate mustard.
[108] Yes, it is Dog Hots.
[107] Can't spell employment without employment
[106] Appropriated Mark Twain quotes as punchlines
[105] Priqué thinks there's pizza in the bottle
[104] New Police Story was pretty good too.
[103] My heart is racing like a pro-noun
[102] Drakes dad was that cartoon wolf that whistled at chicks.
[101] Man, I'm hungry for some pasta too.
[100] Hah, you dumb rookie!
[99] I totally agree Drake.
[98] Drake is a dumbass with a capital bass.
[97] Dumb little lines everywhere
[96] Blowholes.
[95] They're not too fun at parties.
[94] Popping those little bubbles of joy is KILLING US ALL.
[93] I don't get it
[92] Know you nose the truth
[91] Moo
[90] Fudge you, you barsteward
[89] Sign langauge for GO
[88] Man writing comic titles gets hard
[87] I'M IN A RUSH NO TIME FOR TITLES
[86] It's OK, I don't want to die anymore. I feel better!
[85] I can safely say I hate myself and want to die.
[84] The Chief got sued by Scott Adams because of his tie in panel 4
[83] The timed reading Priqué did was seven hours and ten minutes long.
[82] the formation of a word, as cuckoo or boom, by imitation of a sound made by or associated with its referent.
[81] That's Johan, not the Chief. OK!
[80] I know a girl, true story
[79] No idea what a lexicon burger is cus I don't mince words
[78] Metrosexuality has nothing to do with the public transport system.
[77] Nanocot was made up by me. It's not really a fruit. I think.
[76] SponsOred not sponsEred, you buffoon!
[75] This comic is sponsered by Idleness.
[74] Johan in the Chiefs office: more in a series of useful titles.
[73] If it's not the 9th of November 2007, then this comic should be finished.
[72] Doc Martins are the best.
[71] Johan talks to a prisoner: the first in a series of functional comic titles
[70] Pugnacious has nothing to do with Peugeot.
[69] Like the Sunday paper, I didn't get it either.
[68] It felt like a good idea at the time.
[67] I honestly can't remember that guys name. It doesn't matter. I don't care.
[66] No doubt about it...I ballsed this one up.
[65] This comic needs more fighting
[64] abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
[63] That smile is McKill's crowning achievment
[62] Damnit I'm trying to go to bed stop making me fill in these things
[61] I got a premonition about some exposition exhibition.
[60] Stuff.
[59] ''Provoking violent reaction to gratuitously cause broken bones'' is a popular module in the Police training course.
[58] You know, brush off. Cleaners brush things. Brush off.
[57] Crayons make me cryin's
[56] lyrics copyright by Bernie Taupin
[55] Get a little action in!
[54] Saturday nights alright if you like fighting!
[53] NUDITY!
[52] I tried to think of a rhyme for argh but alas, I failed.
[51] Crisps = potato chips!
[50] I play video games and I have killed no less than ten people.
[49] dcfsgvb
[48] Black nail polish has no tactical advantage to a SWAT team member.
[47] Quicksand is never actually deep enough to kill btw
[46] The guy saying ''NOW!'' is hanging from the roof...or is really tall.
[45] ''Nougat isn't rectangular'' didn't fit in the last panel.
[44] Gurt.
[43] Seriously. I hate writing Japanese.
[42] Writing badly translated Japanese gets boring quick.
[41] ''101 dumb ways to impress a girl'' by Idiot G. Prost
[40] ''Let me guess...you read internet comics?''
[39] If you like seein' bald girls sit on mens' arms then this is the comic for you. Those girls are crazy.
[38] NO PAROLE FOR ARSEHOLES
[37] He's pretty arrogant.
[36] Foghorns are called that because it was Verdaski Foghorns last name.
[35] Can you read this alternate text? Tell me if you can't.
[34] Clown fish despise the Custard Pie Fish.
[33] More like Hootie and the Suckfish.
[32] He's drinking pure, undiluted Britain.
[31] This don't deserve no title, nor grammar.
[30] ''Beat'' Takeshi seriously kicks ass, even his old gameshow kicks ass
[29] Drake seems happy, then suddenly...BAM!
[28] ''Hurr"
[27] I was originally gonna put the dino from Dino Comics on the tie, but I thought of that Lizzy joke ok I'm done typing
[26] I honestly can't remember why I gave him a hat.
[25] Cockles are delicious if you're dumb
[24] Aww, so sensitive
[23] TIRED
[22] Priqué's wearing silk pink boxers.
[21] I can write authentic dialogue...the problem is that real dialogue is often crap.
[20] Priqués imagination doesn't allow for tarmac, nor for sky.
[19] ''I see watts the matter'' said Priqué, in another universe.
[18] When they reverse the polarity, does the North Pole become the South and vice versa?
[17] I could have drawn this comic better if I had drawn it better.
[16] He can afford to build a giant robot, but cannot afford the mp3 licensing fee and just bought a cheap ghetto blaster.
[15] Roffe Bengt received a mistranslated memo, asking for a ''raver'' look instead of a ''evil'' one.
[14] ''Hang on, I think that guy's probably lying!'' is what Drakes' brain is thinking.
[13] The bad scientist said ''I insist'' so quickly after his last paragraph, Priqué didn't get a word in.
[12] So, the actual sentence he meant to say was ''Was it a secrets of mine made public by employees of mine?''
[11] The two fingers flip off has more class than a school trip to a school convention (you Americans do not use it though?!)
[10] boulderInc, providing skeleton keys for all flimsy windows
[9] iniquitousLabs, we burnt Bunsen
[8] I was originally going to say a shat Gyrostat, but that would have been ridiculous.
[7] I sleep in that position all the time; on a desk, in the middle of an office with my boss standing nearby
[6] Pasty sounds kind of like pastry...oh great, now I'm hungry
[5] EEEEEEEEEEEEVEERRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEE
[4] Barkeep, another round of salt please
[3] She is left handed
[2] It's latin for butt, OK?
[1] I've been to Greece and they smashed a plate but it was an accident.
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