[Archives] [150] ...saying goodbye. [149] Maybe we should think about... [148] I don't think it's working out. [147] I don't think he's refering to Bjorks first band. [146] This job actually exists, did I already say that in an alt text [145] I have seen this job advertised [144] Learning to appreciate ruler drawn lines again [143] She's a boy racer. Well, a girl racer I guess. [142] I'm hungry paypal me some food [141] More things go over Drake's head than an airport. [140] Sorry to bust yer bubbles [139] AT LAST [138] HOW MUCH LONGER EUGH [137] !!!! [136] I had potato skins for dinner, that's why. [135] p [134] Dumb farts [133] Those are my real thumb prints, really (no not really) [132] Killing more trees per update than any other comic [131] Patricia's head really is quite large, and is not a mistake. [130] I'm taking a day off from comic titles today. [129] The last panel background is a Zebra that I scanned in. [128] I wonder how many search results will be for "fur suit" [127] My brother threw a dart into my hand, true story. [126] pedant, indicating someone overly concerned with minutiae and detail and whose tone is perceived as condescending. [125] She pre-fur-ed her old job I think [124] Alt text can get hard to write after a year. [123] Full name: Pancake "Death" Face [122] She has too much class to say "I rhymed", also I just made a pun unintentionally. [121] I had to re-read a Dr. McNinja strip to remember what a Sai was called. Exciting. [120] Sometimes I just wonder why. [119] Chops all round [118] Some people don't like alt text but that's just because they're sexually inadequate [117] Keep refreshing, as I'll be eternally trying to clean this up. [116] I guess the Dojo ran out of Sushi. [115] Sleight of hot dog. [114] he just can't let go. [113] Stationary shop is a bit of a misnomer, as most shops are stationary. [112] Copics smell almost the same as coke [111] Those petrol supplements weren't a good idea either. [110] If he's trying to annoy her, he's barking up the wrong tree. [109] Ugh, I hate mustard. [108] Yes, it is Dog Hots. [107] Can't spell employment without employment [106] Appropriated Mark Twain quotes as punchlines [105] Priqué thinks there's pizza in the bottle [104] New Police Story was pretty good too. [103] My heart is racing like a pro-noun [102] Drakes dad was that cartoon wolf that whistled at chicks. [101] Man, I'm hungry for some pasta too. [100] Hah, you dumb rookie! [99] I totally agree Drake. [98] Drake is a dumbass with a capital bass. [97] Dumb little lines everywhere [96] Blowholes. [95] They're not too fun at parties. [94] Popping those little bubbles of joy is KILLING US ALL. [93] I don't get it [92] Know you nose the truth [91] Moo [90] Fudge you, you barsteward [89] Sign langauge for GO [88] Man writing comic titles gets hard [87] I'M IN A RUSH NO TIME FOR TITLES [86] It's OK, I don't want to die anymore. I feel better! [85] I can safely say I hate myself and want to die. [84] The Chief got sued by Scott Adams because of his tie in panel 4 [83] The timed reading Priqué did was seven hours and ten minutes long. [82] the formation of a word, as cuckoo or boom, by imitation of a sound made by or associated with its referent. [81] That's Johan, not the Chief. OK! [80] I know a girl, true story [79] No idea what a lexicon burger is cus I don't mince words [78] Metrosexuality has nothing to do with the public transport system. [77] Nanocot was made up by me. It's not really a fruit. I think. [76] SponsOred not sponsEred, you buffoon! [75] This comic is sponsered by Idleness. [74] Johan in the Chiefs office: more in a series of useful titles. [73] If it's not the 9th of November 2007, then this comic should be finished. [72] Doc Martins are the best. [71] Johan talks to a prisoner: the first in a series of functional comic titles [70] Pugnacious has nothing to do with Peugeot. [69] Like the Sunday paper, I didn't get it either. [68] It felt like a good idea at the time. [67] I honestly can't remember that guys name. It doesn't matter. I don't care. [66] No doubt about it...I ballsed this one up. [65] This comic needs more fighting [64] abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz [63] That smile is McKill's crowning achievment [62] Damnit I'm trying to go to bed stop making me fill in these things [61] I got a premonition about some exposition exhibition. [60] Stuff. [59] ''Provoking violent reaction to gratuitously cause broken bones'' is a popular module in the Police training course. [58] You know, brush off. Cleaners brush things. Brush off. [57] Crayons make me cryin's [56] lyrics copyright by Bernie Taupin [55] Get a little action in! [54] Saturday nights alright if you like fighting! [53] NUDITY! [52] I tried to think of a rhyme for argh but alas, I failed. [51] Crisps = potato chips! [50] I play video games and I have killed no less than ten people. [49] dcfsgvb [48] Black nail polish has no tactical advantage to a SWAT team member. [47] Quicksand is never actually deep enough to kill btw [46] The guy saying ''NOW!'' is hanging from the roof...or is really tall. [45] ''Nougat isn't rectangular'' didn't fit in the last panel. [44] Gurt. [43] Seriously. I hate writing Japanese. [42] Writing badly translated Japanese gets boring quick. [41] ''101 dumb ways to impress a girl'' by Idiot G. Prost [40] ''Let me guess...you read internet comics?'' [39] If you like seein' bald girls sit on mens' arms then this is the comic for you. Those girls are crazy. [38] NO PAROLE FOR ARSEHOLES [37] He's pretty arrogant. [36] Foghorns are called that because it was Verdaski Foghorns last name. [35] Can you read this alternate text? Tell me if you can't. [34] Clown fish despise the Custard Pie Fish. [33] More like Hootie and the Suckfish. [32] He's drinking pure, undiluted Britain. [31] This don't deserve no title, nor grammar. [30] ''Beat'' Takeshi seriously kicks ass, even his old gameshow kicks ass [29] Drake seems happy, then suddenly...BAM! [28] ''Hurr" [27] I was originally gonna put the dino from Dino Comics on the tie, but I thought of that Lizzy joke ok I'm done typing [26] I honestly can't remember why I gave him a hat. [25] Cockles are delicious if you're dumb [24] Aww, so sensitive [23] TIRED [22] Priqué's wearing silk pink boxers. [21] I can write authentic dialogue...the problem is that real dialogue is often crap. [20] Priqués imagination doesn't allow for tarmac, nor for sky. [19] ''I see watts the matter'' said Priqué, in another universe. [18] When they reverse the polarity, does the North Pole become the South and vice versa? [17] I could have drawn this comic better if I had drawn it better. [16] He can afford to build a giant robot, but cannot afford the mp3 licensing fee and just bought a cheap ghetto blaster. [15] Roffe Bengt received a mistranslated memo, asking for a ''raver'' look instead of a ''evil'' one. [14] ''Hang on, I think that guy's probably lying!'' is what Drakes' brain is thinking. [13] The bad scientist said ''I insist'' so quickly after his last paragraph, Priqué didn't get a word in. [12] So, the actual sentence he meant to say was ''Was it a secrets of mine made public by employees of mine?'' [11] The two fingers flip off has more class than a school trip to a school convention (you Americans do not use it though?!) [10] boulderInc, providing skeleton keys for all flimsy windows [9] iniquitousLabs, we burnt Bunsen [8] I was originally going to say a shat Gyrostat, but that would have been ridiculous. [7] I sleep in that position all the time; on a desk, in the middle of an office with my boss standing nearby [6] Pasty sounds kind of like pastry...oh great, now I'm hungry [5] EEEEEEEEEEEEVEERRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEE [4] Barkeep, another round of salt please [3] She is left handed [2] It's latin for butt, OK? [1] I've been to Greece and they smashed a plate but it was an accident.
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